i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You can make out without kissing
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