omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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