hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
this will be a night to untag.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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