So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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