Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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