he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
