And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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