508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
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Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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