So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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