Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
