yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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