Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
i think my cat just said my name.
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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