and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do vagina's smell?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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