i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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