Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I deserve this hangover.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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