when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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