I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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