Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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