Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Randomize
