how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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