i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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