I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
this boner is exhausting
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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