You work out of a Hotel?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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