I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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