At least make sure they are 18
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Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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