I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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