I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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