Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You ruined the universe
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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