Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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