Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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