3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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