it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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