apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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