I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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