Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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