god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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