I'm so fucking centered right now
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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