i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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