Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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