who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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