Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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