The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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