Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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