is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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