People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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