We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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