Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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