hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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