we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.