come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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