His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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