marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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