All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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